shamWOOHOO


1. the biggest advancement in shammy, towel, or rag technology.

2. when ordinary towels just soak up liquids(rly boring) the shamwoohoo will knock the liquids of the surface.

3. not 2 be confused with the shamwoohoo, this is the shamwoohoo.

4. created by nigahiga, not me.
1. random a-hole: i don’t know how towels work.

me: then use the shamwoohoo.

same a-hole: don’t u mean shamwoohoo?

me: no, the 4th definition says different, a-hole, now u cant use it.

2. if u cant use ordinary towels, use the uncessessful shamwoohoo!

3. that’s it. toodles.

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