Shamwow
to repeatedly strike a prost-tute until she stops biting your tongue.
as made famous by vince offer aka the shamwow guy.
“prost-tute survival 101: do not be afraid to shamwow the prost-tute if she attempts to bite your tongue”
“i was with this crazy prost-tute last night who tried to bite my tongue…fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away”
“wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!”
the best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)
yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.
when a guy you thought was hot does something so uns-xy that your v-g-n- dries up in an instant.
the male equivalent of anti-v–gr-
yeah, girlfriend…rick and i were really getting it on and i was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil d-ck and it totally shamwowed me….
when your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout “sham wow b-tch!” while punching her in the face until she lets go.
just like what the sham wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.
the sound cl-ssic comic book batman makes when he punches a prost-tute in the face.
“oh no, i believe she is beginning to use her teeth!”
–shamwow!–
it was a close one, but batman made it out alive.
when you pay for a psychotic prost-tute who tries to bite your tongue off.
link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
johnny: i gave sally a pearl necklace.
sally: i proceeded to shamwow johnny! that will show him.
the first and last shammy you’ll ever need. trust me, this thing does miracles. works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.
don’t trust leading imitators!
-“hey jeff?”
-“yeah kwon”
-“hand me that sham-wow!”
-“why?”
-“me and the wife just had s-x”
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