Shanghai American School


a nice, prestigious private school for westerners in shanghai, china. it’s a good school, surprisingly. the school is enormous, as it teaches pre-school to 12th grade. the work is hard, but the teachers are nice.

the girls are somewhat wh-r-ish, and the guys are douchebags, as always. most of the kids there are super rich because their dad’s job planted them in china.

shanghai american school has random fun days, such as black plague day, pompeii day, etc. it’s a good place to be.
expat: do you go to smic?

kid: no, i go to shanghai american school!

expat: oh that’s a good school! 🙂

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