shanghai baby


a human t-rd of any size / shape that has been left anywhere but a toilet.
the area near my building’s dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. dumping garbage late at night means i must lookout for the inevitable shanghai baby.
a large fecal m-ss usually , but not exclusively shepherd’s crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent shanghai baby.

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