Shanghai Bludgeon
after having s-xual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you sh-t in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. then come charging out of the bathroom with your s-m-n-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.
elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has sh-t in her wounds.
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