shanghai surprize


when a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a p-n-s out of her undies.
jim: i want to have s-x with you
ling: are you sure ?
jim: yes
ling: well i have a surprise for you!
jim: what is it?
ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

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