shaniqui
a very large black woman sitting on her very large -ss at a vacant gas station.
alicia: “woooaahh, look at that shaniqui!”
justin: “oh yeah i’d tap that sh-ttt.”
lauren: “wtf? ew.”
alicia: “she’s so not gorgeous. look at her m-ffin tops!!!.”
kevin: “hey, i love m-ffin tops!!!”
lauren: “sick f-ck. but a hot one;]”
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