Shankable
adj. worthy of shanking.
someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain f-cking stupid…and deserves to be shanked.
they often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
girl 1: he told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
girl 2: he sounds like a tool.
girl 1: shankable?
girl 2: definitely!
girl 1: “that shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my -ss as i walked by.”
girl 2: “f-cking shank ‘im”
anyone that you think is hot/s-xy enough to have s-xual relations with
dammmnnnn, now she be shankable
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