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adjective
containing or relating to short stabbing implements

a person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.

in most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.

usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.

it is only then that the shankaholic, feels truly alive.

shankaholic’s are generally found at the center of a “shankfest”

shankaholics also frequently suffer from a “shankgasm” before, during and after the act of shanking.
“he’s stabbed so many guy’s in this game it should be fuggin’ gold plated and come equipped with a scope”

“seriously, don’t play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- i mean come on… guy’s a total shankaholic”

following quote taken from:

lock, stock and two smoking barrels

“soap: yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. if you know what i mean. also, i think knives are a good idea. big, f-ck-off shiny ones. ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. sh-t ’em right up. makes it look like we’re serious. guns for show, knives for a pro.”

soap is a closet shankaholic.

crocodile dundee is also a p-ssive shankaholic, i mean come on.. that was one freakin’ awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.

totally.