shankles


shoulder-ankles

it is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. it is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2×4 but in this case a 90×90.
guy 1: d-mn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: dammmn, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
to shank someone in the ankle.
i was watching some dumb horror movie last night and the one girl had a knife while hiding under her bed. the killer walked right past her and she didn’t move! b-tch should’ve shankled him when she had the chance because she was a goner later.
shankle- the part of the body where the shin meets the ankle.
my shankle hurts from playing too much soccer.

i think i’ve pulled my shankle from rolling my toes so much in marching band.

the winner of the b-tt kicking contest is the person with the dirtiest shankle.
shorts that are to big and to long that all you see on the person wearing the shorts are there ankles – sometimes accompanied with socks and shoes

shorts + ankles = shankles
check him out – whats the point of wearing shorts if all you can see is his ankles.
i bet them shankles do not keep him cool on this hot day.
this is when a girl is so fat her shins go straight to the foot hiding the ankles.
look at that schlob! she got the biggest set shankles i ever seen! they’re almost as big as kankles!
a ritual that is widely practiced in northern pennsylvania. it is the act of a group of men masturbating into a water supply source and then that water being used by an unsuspecting victim.
dude, shes about to take a shower. little does she know though that she is about to receive a shankle all over her.
noun. similar to a cankle, a horrible disfiguration of unfortunate chunky/fat people whose arms are thick extensions of their shoulders with no thinning of the arm to define the elbow or wrist. this condition is normally accompanied by equally as disturbing cankles or thankles.
d-mn, that shamoo girl’s got cankles, thankles and shankles!

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