Shank’s Law
shank’s law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of “argument from authority”. it states: ” the imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batsh-t insane that one cannot find at least one ph.d holding scientist to support it.”
proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the “findings” of one or more ph.d professors. however, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a ph.d doesn’t necessarily mean they aren’t crazy.
“weasel s-m-n is a proven cure for aids, especially when gargled.”
“bullsh-t!”
“you think so? well here’s a study by professor hodor of b-mblef-ck university that proves it!”
“shank’s law, bro. shank’s law.”
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