Shanty Claus


a poorly groomed male that is grosky and in desperate need of a shower. not only is he poorly groomed but he has a nappy beard attached to his unhygentic face. he appears to be a dirty and mistreated santa claus, therefore recieving the name of a shanty claus
“dude did you see the way that man looked!?”

“ya man, pretty ronchie!”

“i thought for a second it could be santa claus, then i realized that would be too good to be true… it was shanty claus.”

“ha, i don’t want no shanty claus’ coming down my chimney antime soon!”

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