Shaqed


to be defended by shaq, and while you defend him, he suddenly engulfs you with his body, and you disappear for the remainder of the game into the locker room. when you wake up, the game is over and you have no idea about how you got to the locker room in the first place.
navid: d-mn man where the h-ll am i?

angel: dude, you were shaqed.

navid: holy sh-t, i knew it.

angel: it was crazy.
to get drunk, lost, smashed, panged and lose everything.
“dude i was so shaqed last night. p-ssed out on a couch, left my bag somewhere and abused a chick for taking a cr-p!”
to be blc-ked while goining up for a lay-up or a shot in basketball
same as blocked , stuffed , packed.
ball bounces
“damm , you got shaqed , fa shunnin”
“so , u cant even play ball”
“at leas i dint get shaqrd”
“bens a pimp aint he”

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