shaqhand


a unit of measurement equivalent to the amount of a substance required to fill one of shaquille o’neal’s hands.
c: “regarding br–sts, anything more than a handful is just wasteful.”
m: “that really depends on the size of the hand. i mean, if we’re talking about shaq’s hands, then yes.”
c: “true. a shaqhand is an adequate amount of b–bage.”

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