share the fucking monkey


1.) a phrase commonly used by sh-t-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
uncle kevin: hey, hey, you tell those b-tches over there that your not going to share the f-cking monkey.

joey: thats aunt helen and your kids

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