Shargyle


the name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions – resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as sh-tting of ones pants.)
“oh dear, i think i may have just shargyled myself”

“she was so wasted…she shargyled all over the place!”

“man, i got so maggot that i f-cking shargyled. not even gonna lie.”

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