Shark Episode
a controversy involving the rock band led zeppelin, when, in 1969, at the edgewater inn in seattle, they banged a groupie with a red snapper.
the shark episode: “it wasn’t shark parts anyway: it was the nose that got put in. we caught a lot of big sharks, at least two dozen, stuck coat hangers through the gills and left ’em in the closet . . . but the true shark story was that it wasn’t even a shark. it was a red snapper and the chick happened to be a f-cking redheaded broad with a ginger p-ssy. and that is the truth. bonzo was in the room, but i did it. mark stein (of vanilla fudge) filmed the whole thing. and she loved it. it was like, “you’d like a bit of f-cking, eh? let’s see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!” that was it. it was the nose of the fish, and that girl must have c-m 20 times. but it was nothing malicious or harmful, no way! no one was ever hurt.” -richard cole, led zeppelin tour manager
d-mn, that’s hot.
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