Sharkjacking


an extreme sport of which the object is to m-st-rb-t- a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an -j-c-l-t–n by a great white shark. one partic-p-nt ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the sh-r- to lure in the animal where three others wait. when the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the “baiter” manually stimulates the shark. upon -j-c-l-t–n it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post–rg-sm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of partic-p-nt injury is increased due to close proximity.

this sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
“nothing like a game of sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?” –chris kahn of the starship enterprise
masturbating a male shark.

as seen on dog bites man on comedy central.

shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. they swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and m-st-rb-t- the shark.

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