sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads


1. from the old austin powers movie, the awesome quote by dr. evil.

2. an exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
as dr. evil eloquently says in the old movie austin powers: international man of myster:
“you know, i have one simple request. and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. ah, would you remind me what i pay you people for, honestly? throw me a bone here! what do we have? ”

” got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history cl-ss keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. and add to that the fact that my car’s tire is flat, and on top of that i got blue-b-lls like n-body’s business. sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”

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