shart face
the shocked look on one’s face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.
dude i was talking to sarah and i was really nervous and had to fart. but then i sharted and i had the worst shart face. f-ck.
n. shart-fays
inf: shartface
f: shartface hookermouth-
a term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
-only to be used in special occasions
bill: “dude, you sharted?”
monica: “yeah”
bill: “and you admitted it?”
monica: “yeah”
bill: “we are going to be great friends, shartface.”
the recipient of a wet,runny facial shart. usually someone who enjoys having a s-x partner fart on their face and ends up the unexpected recipient of a shart. can also be done as a prank simialr to tea bag or as revenge see:cleavland steamer similar in substance to santorum
see also: dirty rainbow
my f-ckbuddy asked me to fart on his face durring s-x. so the next time we hooked up i hovered over his face and pushed out a fart, but i sharted instead!
my friend p-ssed out on the couch after jacking off. so i sharted on his face.
the state of one’s face after p–p particles are transferred from a shartphone to the ear and cheek. shartface!
using anyone’s shartphone without wiping it down first. shartface!
somebody who is mean (worse than b-ttchicken)
your a shartface
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