Shart Shopping
definition: a sale so good, you shart your pants.
also used as: “now, that’s one shart shopper!”
sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some p–p out when she thought it would just be gas – now, that’s shart shopping!
or….
wow, sally p–ped her pants and saved 30% on that sweater? wow, she is one shart shopper!
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