Shartles and James
homemade wine coolers. someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. people drinking shartles and james can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
that lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she’s all hammered on her homemade shartles and james and flirting with her girlfriend’s husband. nice spray tan.
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