shartman
n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a m-ssive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
n.
tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
steve: why did you even let him in your house?
tom: why not?
steve: oh, you don’t know, jack’s a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his b-lls.
n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a m-ssive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
steve: why did you even let him in your house?
tom: why not?
steve: oh, you don’t know, jack’s a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house
the act of cr-pping your pants when your talking to some smoking hot woman
“i cannot belive that i busted out as shartman last night when i was talking to sonja”
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