Shartphone
what a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the sh-tter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)
friend to randy: “randy, i got bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” – hands phone to randy
randy: “what up bob?”
bob to randy: “did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
randy: “oops, shartphone!”
bob: “oh man, you know randy takes about six cr-ps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)
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