shartulence
flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (sh-tting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).
all in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.
it’s nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
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