SHAT THE BED
when something goes terribly terribly wrong, or breaks. usually ruins your entire day and may cause some people to uncontrollably sh-t their pants.
tom: wheres your bike?
ishkebibel: the f-kin thing shat the bed last night, causing me to defecate in my pantaloons.
to got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.
man i shat the bed today. i had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.
a slang phrase that is often used to mean ‘woke up early’, the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.
-‘shat the bed’?
-‘nah couldnt sleep’
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