shat

old english past tense of sh-t
and lo, he was shat upon, and he did weep for his misfortune.
past tense of “to sh-t”
i shat myself
1. the fecal matter of william shatner; said to possess mystical powers.
the young boy marveled at the shat he had found lying on the sidewalk.
past tense of sh-t
sh-tted is not a word
sh-t can also be used as a past tense word

often happens when scared

can be used to say someone was severely repremanded.

after i got off of the roller coaster, i realized that i shat myself.

when the bear roared, i immediately shat in my pants.

when he said “f-ck” in cl-ss, the teacher shat all over him.
\shatt\ (v.) past tense of the word “sh-t”.
{two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(guy 1): where’s donald?

(guy 2): he called me on his cell a little while ago. said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn’t want to smell like sh-t.

{from a phoney-bologna christmas song i came up with in late-2011}
…then how the reindeer hated him,
as they shat themselves with fear (again!)
rudolph the f-cking reindeer,
have a real f-cked-up new year!!!
the past tense of sh-t.
he shat on the floor.
past tense form of sh-t
person 1: “last night i shat at my girlfriend’s house.”
person 2: “nice!!! how big was it?!”
person 1: “bigger than the average p–p, it hurt a little, but not quite as much as being sanduskitized

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