Shatisfied
1. the feeling one gets after taking a really good sh-t.
2. the feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
gabby: why are you smiling so big?
mj: dood i am so shatisfied! i just took the nastiest dump and ashli carlson walked in right after! i know she had to hold her breath in there!
the great feeling after taking a dump
person 1: man i haven’t sh-t in a week.
person 2: dude that sucks.
person 1: tell me about it.
person 3:(coming out of b.r.) man am i shatisfied.
person 1:(to person 3) i f-cking hate you.
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