Shatlet
a shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. similar to a d-nkleberry, the shatlet doesn’t get caught in -n-l hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.
“hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?” “yeah, but they weren’t shatlets, they were rat t-rds.”
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