Shatner texting
when someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. this behavior can cause the reciever of shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. it can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. not to be confused with spamming. named after william shatner’s speech patterns.
(bob texting mary)
bob:what are
bob:you
bob:doing later
bob: this evening?
bob:i was
bob:thinking
bob:maybe you
bob: and
mary: stop shatner texting me!
bob: i
bob:could see
bob: a movie
bob: at the
bob: cinema
mary:-throws phone-
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