Shatner

toilet paper. so named because it goes around ur-n-s wiping out klingons.
“hand me the shatner, will ya?”
shatner (n.) 1) star of the 1960’s tv cult cl-ssic ‘star trek.’ (v.) 1) of or having shatner-like qualities, as a) overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) “khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!”
1) (n). william shatner, (1931- )

1a) (v). “to be or…………… not to be, that is…………. the question.”

1b) “welcome…………. to the jungle. it gets worse here………. every day.”

1c) “khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!”
verb.
to defecate twice in someone’s home. once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. that way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
“you know, it does take two sh-ts to make a shatner.”
an older man who still gets quality -ss. an older player. the male counter part to a cougar.
“did you see fred with that hot blonde?”
“yeah, he’s a real shatner ”
a term derived from the the first star trek william shatner’s acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self – mocking manner.
the first batman – the 1st campy one, adam west, out – shatnered himself while musing about the riddler :
“the riddler is loose to plague us…with his…criminal cunundrums!”
props to roger moore
(v.) to ascend to one’s highest level of mediocrity

origin: after william shatner, actor, famous for his role as captain james t. kirk in the hit 1960’s tv show star trek. less famous for everything else since then.
with the release of the matrix trilogy, keanu reeves had clearly shatnered, as he will unlikely be able to achieve such awesomeness again unless, by some wondrous twist of fate, he is able to reprise his role as “ted” theodore logan in the yet-to-be produced broadway show “bill and ted’s excellent musical adventure.”
named after william shatner’s famous method of acting where lines are delivered with long pauses between them, the shatner is a s-xual move where when performing oral s-x on a guy, the girl gags, vomits (the pause), and goes back to performing oral s-x.
the first time she tried to deep throat, she pulled a shatner.

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