Shatomited


when something is so disgusting/funny/horrible that you both sh-t and vomit at the same time. (usually while sitting in your chair or at your computer desk)
jesus that is so horrible i just shatomited all over myself.

holy cr-p, i just laughed so hard i shatomited all over my clothes.

jesus, i sneezed so hard i just shatomited all over my room.

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