Shattna


someone fart-p–ping. during crossfit training people have a tendency to fart-p–p when squating or lifting heavy weights. i am calling it a shattna.

use as shattna’d, as well.
i was back squatting heavy weight and i took a shattna in my shorts. i was farting in the check-out line and i took a shattna in my pants. i was so scared i shattna’d my pants.

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