shave the puppy
when a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. the little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.
me: cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
cheryl: no, i just hadn’t shaved my legs in a month.
me: well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!
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