ShaveIt-Izm
a statement or proposition that, despite sound (or apparently sound) reasoning from acceptable premises, leads to a conclusion that…
2. a seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
3.a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
4. a question that really just does not have an answer.
i have listed 7 examples of a shaveit-izm below
why doesn’t tarzan have a beard?
is it against the law to say “hi” to your friend jack, on an airplane?
why is the word bra singular but panties plural?
why do drive-thru atm’s have braille code on them?
why does an average package of hot dogs come with 8 dogs, but a package of buns has 10?
why don’t they make the airplane out of the same material that “little black box is made of”
why is they say…..”the early bird catches the worm”, when the second mouse gets the cheese?
and who are “they”? anyway…
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