shaven haven


a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani
“the queen she got a shaven haven” – ali g
shaven haven – when a female shaves her welcome matt (pubic region).
“shaven haven! repsect.” – ali g “in da house”.
a shaven haven is a well presented f-nny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. a haven for all who venture there!
the brazillian is a great example of the way all ladies should be! p-rnstars are renound for their shaven haven’s.
sadly, not my bird

a front bottom that is as smooth as a baby’s -rs- smoking a hamlet
a fully shaved p-b-scent region, such as a v-g-n-, or p-n-s/scr-t-m. the term can also describe the head. the term is used in a derogatory fashion, or amidst hyperactive behaviour.
“did you see peter’s head??”
“yes! he’s gone for the shaven-haven!”

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