Shawshanked
the condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a tv. originally derived from the shawshank redemption.
dude, i was in best buy getting a printer cable, and i got shawshanked in the tv section for like 30 minutes by the first matrix.
a slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the b-tt without lub (references the movie the shaw shank redemption in which the main characted got “shaw shanked” in prison).
d-mn, you paid $100 too much for that. that salesman shaw shanked your -ss!
a term used to describe the general pain and suffering felt the next morning after a particularly rough night
guy: hey man, you have a good one last night?
guy2: yeah, but i feel utterly shawshanked this morning -bleurggh-
guy: ….mate
shawshanked is a word that originated from the movie “the shawshank redemption” which refers to getting penetrated in the -n-s. shawshanked can also be used the same way as the word owned!
omg! hahaaa you got shawshanked. or yo shut up before you get shawshanked!
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a females mouth and having her swallow the s-m-n.
“you’re gonna swallow what i give you to swallow”
“i met some ugly b-tch at the bar last night and totally shawshanked her”
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