Shazamanitis


1-) shazamanitis is an inflamination of ignorance and utter stupidity usually manifested in the form of a nasty, hooker-esq woman.

2-) a condition of being with a nasty, hooker-esq woman.

3-) a fabulous, nasty, hooker-esq woman who displays needless
and irritating and false sense of fabulocity.
1.)man…the beak’s new date is totally eat-up with shazamanitis.
2.)after last night i am sure dumb-boy has a raging case of shazamanitis from that b-tch.
3.)hand me a beer’s friend is the epitome of shazamanitis hands down.

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