shazzed
past tense verb.
the act of sh-tting and j-zzing at the same time. happens at the end of a blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
dude, that was so amazing i actually just shazzed myself.
state of being extremely intoxicated.
comparable to being sh-tfaced, but with a more positive connotation.
“dude, i’m gettin shazzed tonight!”
“yeah i saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed”
so tired from having s-x you literally p-ss out
mate last night we were at it for so long i shazzed
to be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.
he got shazzed in the alley the other night.
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