shby
n. a fat young male who never showers, works or changes clothes.
n. one who can do nothing but drink and p-ss himself.
n. one that leeches off of friends and family, making up excuses to dodge responsibility.
ashby got drunk, sprayed cr-p all over my car while i gave him a ride, ate my food, stained my couch with food, stole my beer and p-ssed on my floor before he stole some more beer to drink while driving home.
(n) – 1. describing a person named ashby. 2. one who has the qualities of such a person. (adj) – 1. describing something as having the qualities of ashby. see also: shbizzle, shbyby, shbybison
(n) – you’re such a great guy, you’re a shby. (adj) – you have been acting like you’re on ecstacy. you’re very shbyful today.
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