she doesn’t count


when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
male 1: “so which one of the girls do you fancy then.”

male 2: “jane”

male 1: “yes i fancy jane as well but everyone fancies jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn’t count.”

male 2: “ok i also fancy sarah.”

male 1: “i also fancy helen.”

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