She Was Exposed To Penis
when a girl (has to be a virgin) has s-x and gets addicted. she never would of been addicted if she wasn’t exposed to p-n-s.
fool #1: “yo man, what happened to heather?”
fool #2: “didn’t you hear? she was exposed to p-n-s!”
fool #1: “she was a good girl too!”
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