sheans
n. a person who cannot park a car either due to lack of coordination or lack of respect.
v. to cover two parking spots simultaneously.
to avoid getting dents in her car, katee pulled a shean.
slang for short jeans. used interchangably with jorts. sheans are worn mostly by little kids, men over 40 and d-bags.
eww. that guy’s sheans speak for themselves.
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