shearer (giving a)
based on the salute from the well known newcastle and ex-england striker – to give ‘a shearer’ is a s-xual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. some have found that imagining scoring a goal p-ssed the germans has provided extra satisfaction. giving a shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.
“went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer”
“was on the phone to ferg earlier, asked him to call me alan”
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