sheating
the act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one’s bowels
the kraken relished so much in his mother’s meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a m-ssive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.
(verb) when you take a sh-t and eat at the very same time.
last tuesday franklin the turtle had to sh-t and hadnt eaten all day.
so franklin decided to save time by sheating.
eating while taking a sh-t.
i love sheating, infact, last night i ate half a pizza while taking a cr-p.
the process of eating while taking a dump.
hold on bro i gotta go she at real quick.
i was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.
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