shedding snake
when your boyfriend’s member sheds disgusting skin flakes.
girlfriend: “kyle, you pig!”
kyle: “i’m sorry hunny… my snake’s shedding its skin.”
girlfriend: “yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me.”
while having -n-l s-x and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your d-ck leaving the condom on the inside.
i sh-t out a condom this morning, ted must have done a shedding snake last night.
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