Sheenism
the practice of worshiping the actions of charlie sheen, believing in winning
i have been great at everything since i conformed to sheenism.
a new religion, based off of the teachings of charlie sheen.
often practiced by consuming large quant-ties of blow, and scr-w-ng p-rn stars for hours on end.
ns1 is a loyal follower of sheenism. all praise be to charlie sheen!
a belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an f-18 jet, due to m-ss consumption of tiger blood. members of the faith are referred to as “winners” while all nonbelievers are known as “trolls”.
dude, ever since i joined sheenism i’ve been seeing double rainbows. i’m f-ckin winning.
sheenisms-collective word -ssociations that erupt into everday language usually as a result of a hyper-inflated ego egged on by over mediatric exposure. caution: use of the aforementioned ‘isms’ will effect one’s appearence to be of a sub-standard intellect usually -ssociated with those who purchase tabloids at the newstand and grocery store checkout lines.
sheenisms-warlock sheenisms-sheens goddesses sheenisms-duh, winning just to name a few.
a series of random, incoherent words or sentences which make no sense to anyone….including the person saying them.
man 1: greg’s ok until he starts drinking. then he starts flying off the handle about warlocks, dragons, and tiger’s blood.
man 2: sounds like greg is having a sheenism.
a religion founded at the university of kansas on the 5th floor of oliver hall based upon charlie sheen.
you see that guy winning?
yeah, i bet he practices sheenism.
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