Sheepery
“sheepery” (n.): an unforeseen factor causing the ruination of a project, effort, or state-of-being.
inspired by the combination of 1) scientists at the university of nevada creating a sheep that is 15% human, and 2) villagers in great britain training a pack of attack-sheep. the confluence of these events portends a future society living in fear of p-ssed-off, intelligent, killer sheep.
jack bauer’s ctu missions suffer from sheepery every time his daughter gets kidnapped.
or
our it department’s attempt to upgrade our servers resulted in sheepery in the form of the loss of all our email folders.
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