Sheet Cake


the reside left over on one’s bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. the wet spot consists of s-m-n, v-g-n-l and/or booty juices. the acc-mulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of s-x juices will vary. single men tend to have more sheet cake than say a married couple.
roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for s-x. while he told her that he was not a man wh-r- and did not have multiple partners, the sheet cake on his bed told her otherwise.

carl threw a party at his apartment. throughout the evening, he had s-x with several hot chicks attending the party. his s-xual escapades that night left him with sheet cake the next morning.

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