sheeters
a woman’s b–bs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
man 1: “look at the size of those jugs!”
man 2: “i bet those are sheeters.”
the instantaneous ability to know the geography of any location on the earth by stepping off the train/tram.
the naturally occurring gps within one’s mind which prevents any confusion of travel and also recognizing the shortest possible route.
the act of laying sheets.
you’re a sheeter, you just led 30 american’s around europe without looking at a map!
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